Living in Miami, swimsuit season is year round. I know my family and friends up north just love it when I post bragging photos of our perfect weather while they are shoveling snow. I understand that for many of you, swimsuit season is only during the summer and since spring is here and summer is right around the corner lets talk about swimming with an ostomy.

 

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Eric from Vegan Ostomy has some great product reviews on things you can purchase for your ostomy to use while swimming. Many ostomates swear by Hy-Tape. I’ve tried it, and it’s never really done anything for me when it comes to swimming. It always comes off. I have found that just going as is, with my bag on, works just fine. The trick is not putting a brand new bag on and then going right to the pool. If you need to change your bag, you should wait a few hours before going into the pool. The adhesive needs time to set for it to be effective.

I’ve purchased the swimming wrap from Ostomysecrets and used it once or twice. It was okay, I didn’t really feel it was necessary and I could only wear it under a one piece. It was very similar to my everyday wrap. Also, I felt like I had too much on in the pool. All that wet material wasn’t that comfortable. But it might work for you. Ostomysecrets also has special swim bottoms that might work for you, check them out.

When I’m swimming I kind of keep my eye on the bag from time to time. I make sure I empty it before going to the pool, no big deal. Between dips in the pool I glance at the wafer to make sure it is still sealed, just for my own piece of mind. This sounds like more work than it is, but you wouldn’t even notice me checking.

Typically, once I’m done at the pool I usually change my bag after I shower. A few times I’ve noticed that the bag didn’t need a change (the adhesive was still completely intact) so I kept on going, business as usual.

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I freaking love the pool. Growing up in Miami every weekend we went to our local community center and I spent pretty much every day of summer there. After my first surgery, I had an open wound that became a fistula right under my belly button. Not pretty or fun. It took me over a year to go back to the pool and I was all covered up in a one piece. I missed swimming so much, and even though my doctors told me I could still swim, I felt like some freak that shouldn’t be out in public. Harsh, I know. I am my own worst enemy.

The first time I had a colostomy I did not let it stop me from going to the pool, but I did only wear one piece swimsuits. I never publicly displayed my colostomy and no pictures exist. I wasn’t ashamed, but I wasn’t ready to be so public about it.

Back in the summer of 2013, I went to the beach and wore a bikini for the first time since I had surgery. I didn’t have a colostomy at the time, just a massive scar. It was a big deal and my friends helped make it a lot of fun. Once I took my coverall off I realized most of my fears were just in my head. No one cared. I looked around and people were all keeping to themselves, being comfortable in their own skin, enjoying life. None of us were photo shopped models, we were real people with curves and scars. It was so liberating and I realized no one cared about my scars. That day was a big step for me.

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Summer of 2013

I’ve worn your standard bikini showing my ostomy to the world, a standard one-piece when I’m not in the mood and most recently I’ve worn some fabulous high waisted bikinis that do a great job at hiding the bag. I did a search on Amazon and purchased a couple for a cruise I went on earlier this year. The high waisted bikini is super flattering on all figures and does a great job at keeping the bag hidden. My scar still shows, but I’m okay with that. It really is up to you and what you feel comfortable with.

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I found the high waisted bikini pictured above on Amazon. It was only $25 and a great buy. The high waist keeps the bag completely covered, you don’t even know it’s there. Yes you can still see the top of my scar, but I’m okay with that. This cut comes in several different colors and patterns. I want them all.

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This bikini has been a favorite among my friends. It’s got that retro vibe, and once again the cut is super flattering. This is another Amazon find and again only $25. It also comes in several different colors. This cut covers more of my scar than the previous bathing suit, just for the record my scar is pretty big. Notice how high up it goes. For many of you, this might completely cover your scar.

I also wear your standard bikini from time to time with my bag on full display. Not for everyone, and I’m not always in the mood, but sometimes I go for it. What the hell? I’ve never had an issue and no one has ever made me feel uncomfortable. FYI – all bikini’s you see below are from Old Navy, the white one was from Walmart.

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You should be comfortable, beach and pool days are supposed to be fun. Get out of your head and enjoy yourself.

In the market for a new swimsuit? Here are a few I’m currently eyeing: 

This one piece from Old Navy might be next on my list, it’s so cute, love the design.

Another great one piece from Old Navy, and it’s only $34.

Calling all nerds, this is such an adorable nerdy high waisted bikini from Modcloth.

I’ve never purchased swimwear from Forever 21, but for the price I’m willing to give it a shot. This is another high waisted bikini, top and bottom sold separately, but together it’s about $30, which isn’t bad.

Happy Swimming!

Disclaimer: Some of the links in this post are affiliated links, meaning I might make a buck or two if you click the links. Help my pay for some of my medical bills and click away! This girl has got to eat. 

When it comes to your personal struggles and battles with a chronic illness, when is it okay to share on social media?

I used to be very private with my battle with Crohn’s Disease. Pretty much the first 10 years I wasn’t very public about it. I was diagnosed pre social media (remember those days?) and every time I was in the hospital my mom would have to make the many many phone calls (including an international call to my father – long story, we used to keep him in the loop). That’s what we had to do and we dealt with it.

Even as Facebook began to overtake our lives, I didn’t really post about my health. I’ve found old Facebook statuses that have vague comments about not feeling well here and there. Remember when Facebook made us talk in third person?? At one point I had created lists among my Facebook friends and I used these lists to only update close friends and family when it came to my health. I loved this feature. I didn’t have to share personal information with every freaking person, just those I wanted to keep in the loop. (This feature might still exist).

Then in 2011 when I began blogging I discovered Twitter. On Twitter I found hundreds of others like myself and I felt more comfortable talking about very personal health issues. Odd, isn’t it? That I felt more comfortable talking about it with strangers than I did with my own friends and family? I think it has a lot to do with how embarrassing Crohn’s Disease can be. Talking about pooping my pants with people I know is difficult, talking about it with strangers from around the world who could relate is so much easier.

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After I opened the floodgates via twitter and blogging I couldn’t stop sharing and I learned to post about my issues on my own personal Facebook page. I probably annoyed some of my friends, especially when I began fundraising with Team Challenge. Sorry for annoying you with posts about my disease and how I’m running a half-marathon to try and find a cure. Most people were supportive, but I heard some comments through the grapevine.

According to certain people, there are things that should be kept private. Here’s the thing. We are all completely different. I can tell you that I gained nothing by keeping it all in, in fact I probably only hurt myself in the long run. This disease makes you feel ashamed of yourself, and with shame comes the inability to open up. To the people who want to keep their struggles private, I am in no way trying to shame you. You do you. But to the people who THINK they know how we should handle our struggles (especially when they know nothing about it) I beg you to walk a mile in my shoes and then keep it to yourself. If you don’t like what I’m saying, you don’t have to listen. This isn’t forced upon you.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for sharing what you are going through. There are no set rules anywhere. Social media is still pretty new and is constantly changing. We get to decide how social media works for us, and that’s that.

I’ve been known to post ER selfies from time to time. While I may be in a sucky situation, at least I can use social media to keep people updated and show that I’m okay. I’ve even Snapchatted my way through a colonoscopy prep, which is a weird way of trying to entertain myself.

Trying to bring it back to my original point. When should you post about your battles and when should you not? I sometimes find myself holding back because I don’t want to worry family members who read my posts. Other times, I just can’t be bothered because then I will have to constantly update people on what’s going on. I have no set rules, I post what I want and when I feel like it. There are hospital stays that go without any mentions or ER selfies, and there are others where I’m live tweeting everything. I do as I please.

Over the last few years I have found a balance that works for me among the different social media platforms. I don’t use them all the same way. This is the formula that I feel comfortable with and have developed over the past few years.

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Personal Facebook – I typically don’t post anything regarding my health on a typical day, unless it’s a major update regarding hospitalization or surgery. I also will post anything related to fundraising because I want that $$$.

Facebook Page – I created a Facebook page for The Sick Adventures of a Semi Colon Girl to have somewhere on Facebook just for my health related posts. I invited my personal contacts and they can choose to follow for my updates. This is also a great space to promote my blog. This way you are only “annoying” those that choose to want to hear about your updates and not really nagging your personal contacts that aren’t interested.

Twitter – Twitter is all Crohn’s all day long. I also post personal opinions about shows, movies, pop culture and politics. I’ve had some political comments take off (cough 600 retweets cough). Plus Twitter is a great platform to post multiple posts in a day. People on Twitter follow you because they like your posts, they want more of it. The more you post, the more followers you get. This is the platform for you if you have a lot to say about everything and anything. We all have that friend who posts a million times a day on Facebook and we roll our eyes. On Twitter, that kind of stuff is encouraged.

Instagram – Last year I made a big change to my Instagram. I made it private. Now, I thought about creating a personal one and keeping my Semicolongirl account public, but I thought that was a pain in the ass. I already have a work account I manage, I didn’t want to toggle between so many different accounts. I love pictures and in my personal life I like to share things with my close friends and family. I decided to keep my Crohn’s posts on twitter and my Facebook page and leave Instagram private. Sorry if I blocked you, it wasn’t personal. Although Instagram is such a great platform to connect with others, I opted to make my account private. I did receive more than one message from people asking why they were blocked. That’s the story.

Snapchat (username Semicolongirl) – I’m relatively knew to the Snapchat game, but I’ve grown to love it. It’s a lot of fun, especially when I’m bored waiting at the doctor’s. It’s a great way to post multiple pictures from the hospital and other Crohn’s related pics. I roll my eyes at those who post multiple Instagram pics, but multiple Snapchat photos? Yes please!  I use this to post pictures of my cat and silly selfies, nothing ground breaking. I don’t use it everyday, so I may not be the best Snapchat user, but I do have fun with it from time to time.

Like I said before, you really have to find what works for you. You shouldn’t feel obligated to post, social media is supposed to be fun and supposed to connect you. You can use it as a tool to find a support group and more information about your illness, like I have. You shouldn’t feel the need to hold back because you’re worried about annoying someone. Honestly, if someone doesn’t want to hear about your posts they can unfollow you. No harm done. Don’t be offended if you find out someone has unfriended you or unfollowed you, more important things going on in your life than social media numbers.

Happy posting! Post what YOU want, when you want and forget about the rest. Your social media is about you and you get to decide what information you want to share, no one else gets to dictate that.

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Drunk group selfies are meant for social media!

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Not that I can read minds, but I know a lot of people are curious about how people with ostomies have sex. Well, short answer is: the same way you have sex without an ostomy. It’s not something that gets in the way, ostomates have sex (if they want).

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Not that I want to divulge about my first time, it was before I had an ostomy, but I did have a nasty scar. I was worried about that and maybe was in my head too much, but quickly managed to get past that. Without going into details it didn’t stop us. I think I may have spent more time in my life keeping people at arm’s length because of my negative self body image. Thanks Crohn’s.

Fast forward to me with an ostomy because that’s what you’re here for. I get it, so prepare yourself for anatomy lesson. I’ve mentioned it before briefly, but I’ll try to expand on what I have previously said. For me, there is no difference. I still have my colon and rectum. Those who have had their entire colon and rectum removed sometimes have an adjustment when it comes to sex. Stephanie from The Stolen Colon did a great post explaining what it’s like. Anatomically speaking, the vagina is right next to the rectum, if you remove the rectum the vagina might shift. I can’t speak from experience on what that’s like, so please read Stephanie’s post.

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Recovering from surgery is not easy and it’s not quick. Don’t expect to be back in the swing of things for at least 4-6 weeks. It varies from person to person. Just imagine if you are recovering from surgery with a major incision, you’re probably not going to want someone to touch you.

When it comes to sex with an ostomy, for me, I wear a wrap. I actually wear the wrap all the time, it keeps the bag from swinging around and bothering me. It’s comfy and that way I don’t have to worry about it. I have also gone without wearing a wrap and had no issue. It’s a personal preference. My boyfriend doesn’t care either way, he just wants me to be comfortable.

I do strongly suggest that you empty your bag before you have sex. It just makes sense. Anyway, you would do the same thing before any other kind of physical activity. It’s just habit for me to empty it when it fills up anyway, I don’t even think about it.

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This is the Intimacy Wrap from OstomySecrets. I have this one, but I’m not a fan of how thick the material is.
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This is the Illusian Wrap from OstomySecrets. Not a fan, the lace bunches up and annoys me. Also, I tend to wear the larger bags and they don’t fit quite as nicely in this wrap.
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This is the Classic Wrap from OstomySecrets. This is my favorite, I wear it almost every day. It works well for intimate moments as well.

My boyfriend and I didn’t talk about it beforehand, we sort of just dove right in. However, we were friends for awhile, so he knew I had a colostomy and had seen pictures. He told me later that he did google it to see if there was anything he needed to know (adorable). I was going to ask him if he had any questions, but being my awkward self, I didn’t want to ruin the moment.

I think the main concern from our partners is our comfort and if there is anything they need to know. Sometimes we have to remind them that we aren’t frail china dolls and that we are functioning human beings with a natural sex drive. The best thing you can do is talk to your partner about your concerns and theirs as well. You’ll both be able to enjoy yourself.

Honestly, you’ve handled some awful situations already, sex is the fun stuff. Get out of your head and enjoy yourself. Live your life.

If you are facing a decision about surgery and getting an ostomy and are worried about sex and you want to talk to me about my experiences shoot me an email.

Don’t forget to practice safe sex. Same rules still apply. 

 

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I try to avoid this situation, but every once in awhile I have to change my entire ostomy bag while I’m out. For this reason I always carry extra supplies on me. Hollister and ConvoTech provided me with supply bags to use on the go when I first had surgery. I still use the ConvoTech one when I’m traveling and need to pack more supplies. I stumbled upon this cute R2-D2 cosmetic bag at Hot Topic over a year ago and decided to try and make it work, and it does.

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I always carry enough supplies for two bags, and anytime I’ve had to use my supplies I must remind myself to restock my little bag next time I’m home. I would hate to be out and about and in need of supplies.

A leak out in public is rare, but it happens. When it happens I can typically feel it, like something isn’t right and I might smell it.

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The handicap stall is always prime real estate for a public bag change. More space, most of the time there is a sink and you can also utilize the baby changing station if it is available. Other times you have to work with what you got, which may be a very tiny stall.

If you don’t have the luxury of the handicap stall I have found that the best thing to do is to change your bag while sitting on the toilet. This is also a better option just in case your stoma decides to have some output mid bag change, you won’t get your clothes dirty.

When I’m changing my bag in public I get everything ready before I remove the old bag. I need to move fast and not because I’m worried about hogging the bathroom, people waiting will have to chill. I want to get the bag on before I have output and a mess on my hands. If I’m home  cleaning my stoma and there is output before I’ve put on the new skin wafer and bag, I have more leisure and cleaning supplies.

On the other hand, you have to be careful about rushing and being careless. If you don’t apply the bag correctly you will have a leak. So hurry up, but don’t hurry up. I’m no help, right? If you’re new to the bag life, you really do get the hang of it. I can change my bag in my sleep now.

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Anytime I’ve tried to cheat and do a quick fix, and by quick fix I mean using some paste or a piece of a barrier ring to try and fix a leak, I end up regretting it. Just start with a new bag and new wafer. It will take a few more minutes, but will save you in the long run.

I purchase air freshener from Bath and Body Works. They have so many scents and the bottles are travel size and fit perfectly in my bag. I always wait for sales and purchase multiple at a time. In my opinion $7.50 for a little bottle of air freshener is overpriced, but they last and the size is convenient.

Being out in public when you first have a stoma can be nerve wracking. You are worried that others might notice your bag (they won’t), you are worried about leaks (it could happen, but not as much as you think), you are worried that you will never go out in public again. Take a deep breath. It’s an adjustment, but you will get there. Trust me, I’ve done it twice now.

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You will really get to know how long a bag will last without needing a bag change and that way you can change your bag and clean your stoma at home, before a leak happens. My skin is very sensitive, if I leave my bag on for more than three days sometimes the skin will get irritated, so I always try to change it on the three day mark. This prevents skin irritation and public leaks. However, life is messy and not perfect, sometimes shit happens.

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If this is the first thing you are reading about me, let me save you some time, I have Crohn’s Disease and I currently have a colostomy, or ostomy as I sometimes refer to it. Colostomy specifies what kind of ostomy, I don’t want to confuse anyone. The United Ostomy Association of America (UOAA) has put together some great information and resources about ostomies. So if the UOAA has all this info, then what am I writing about? These are just random things that you may not find on WebMD or Wikipedia. Things you learn by acutally living with a colostomy.

I’ve had my current colostomy for about two and half years. I say “current” because a few years ago I had a temporary colostomy for about a year. Here are a few things you may not know about ostomates:

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There are various types of colostomies, above is a Sigmoid Colostomy, which is what I currently have.
  • Ostomies can be temporary. A surgeon can reverse it in what is commonly referred to as a “take-down surgery.”
  • The opening that is placed above the skin is called a stoma. The stoma is part of your intestines, so I get to see my guts all the time. Feces exits through the stoma into a bag.
  • We have no control over the stoma, I can not clench and try to hold anything in, including farts.
  • Yes, we fart. No, you won’t smell it because the bag is sealed. You may hear it depending on the volume and your proximity. Typically my stoma likes to “talk” when everyone is quiet.
  • We are warned to avoid certain foods, things that may cause blockages and such. Popcorn, seeds, roughage, etc.
  • Hydration is important, especially for those with ileostomies, because if you don’t have a colon, you are missing out on a lot of water absorption. It is very easy for ostomates to become dehydrated.
  • Ostomies are not a recent development and go back to the late 1700s. In fact, the first ostomy collection system was basically a sponge pushed against the stoma to absorb any fecal matter. Gross. Thanks to doctors who are constantly trying to improve the lives of their patients, the sponge system didn’t last. There were leather pouches, glass bottles and rubber bags and finally the supplies we have today.
  • There are different pouch systems. Some are a one piece and others are two-piece, meaning there is a wafer that adheres to the skin around the stoma and a bag is attached to the wafer. It’s the patient’s preference,  both are available and work well.
  • I prefer a two piece system, and usually change it every 3-4 days. I have sensitive skin and it can be irritated if I leave it on longer. Some people leave their appliances on for up to seven days.
  • Hospitals tend to use clear bags so nurses and doctors can see your stoma and output. I don’t wear the clear bags unless I am in the hospital.

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    Various types of pouching systems
  • You can shower with it on or off. A stoma can be exposed in the shower, soap and water will not harm it. In fact, you are encouraged to expose your stoma in the shower to get the skin nice and clean.
  • It doesn’t hurt when I touch my stoma, there are no nerve endings. It takes some getting used to when cleaning, at first you proceed with caution.
  • Swimming is allowed. I will change my bag once I am done swimming because the adhesive probably has weakened and I don’t want to encounter a leak later on in the day.
  • I can sleep through the night without having to empty the bag, however if I do wake up and notice that my bag has some output, I will get up to empty it so I’m free to roll around. It’s just more comfortable.
  • We can wear whatever we want. I wear ostomy wraps, which help keep the bag in place so it doesn’t rub against my skin and irritate me. It’s basically a comfort thing. Maternity bands do the trick as well. You can read my post about Ostomy Fashion.
  • Ostomates can have sex. I typically keep my wrap on, it’s a comfort thing, but have gone without and had no issues. I do make sure to empty the bag before any intimate moments. When I have a chance, I would very much like to tackle writing a post that delves more into intimacy.
  • People of all ages have ostomies, including infants. It’s not just for old people.
  • You can’t smell it, the seal around the stoma keeps everything, including odor, in the pouch.
  • There are no restrictions for travel. You will go through an extra pat down at security check points. You can read my travel tips here.
  • Typically there isn’t a diet restriction, but it varies from person to person.
  • Women can have healthy pregnancies with an ostomy. Stephanie from The Stolen Colon blogged about her journey as a pregnant ostomate. I haven’t experienced that (yet), I encourage you to read her blog if you haven’t already.
  • Another great source of information is Eric of Veganostomy.ca. He publishes great content for ostomates, including product reviews.
  • My ostomy is permanent. There are no plans for a take-down and I’m happy with that. I no longer worry about running to the bathroom and missing out on so much. It truly is a life saver.

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*Illustrations provided by United Ostomy Association of America

There are times in between all the hospital stays where you get to live your life, and maybe even travel a bit. I’ve put together a few tips based on my own experiences on what you should know about traveling if you have Crohn’s Disease or Ulcerative Colitis.

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  • Make sure you have more than enough medications and that you have your prescription information with you. I fill my prescriptions at Walgreens and I can easily have a prescription filled at any location. Things could be tricky if you are traveling internationally.
  • Always buy the travel insurance. I’ve had to cancel a few trips (one this year) and it came in hand. A wise investment if you have a chronic illness.

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  • Ostomates: Make sure you have more than enough supplies, you never know. You are allowed to take scissors on your carry-on if you are flying domestic. There might be more restrictions when traveling internationally. If you can’t bring your scissors with you, or choose to stow them in your checked baggage, you can always pre cut your skin wafers.
  • The United Ostomy Association of America offers a travel card that helps communicate with TSA about your ostomy. This is great for people who don’t want to shout out, “Hey, I have a colostomy!” The UOAA has tips for travel and what you should expect when it comes to security screenings at the airport.
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NBD, just swinging by Italy a few year ago.
  • Here is an extensive list of tips from the TSA regarding what to expect with an ostomy and security screenings. It’s honestly not a big deal, they pat you down and send you on your way. It’s best to give them a heads up of your situation before you go through the screening and they’ll guide you through. I’ve only had pleasant experiences with the TSA when it comes to screenings and my colostomy.
  • Be prepared to stand in long lines going through security checkpoints. Go to the bathroom before getting into line. Give yourself time to go to the bathroom before boarding. With everyone trying to get in their seat it’s not easy to quickly access the bathroom.                                                airport
  • Be prepared for not being able to go to the bathroom until you are in flight, be careful of what you eat that day. I’ve had some close calls while the plane was sitting on the runway. They will not let you get up. One time we were seriously delayed and I had to explain to the flight attendants my situation and they were very understanding and made sure I was able to access the bathroom.
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  • I always get an aisle seat, I hate having to jump over someone to go to the bathroom. Southwest doesn’t assign seats, I have gotten early boarding to accommodate to accommodate my disability. I needed the ticket agent to guarantee I got an aisle seat and this was the only way to do it. Funny story, when traveling back from Vegas after running the half-marathon with Team Challenge, a bunch of us Crohnie’s got to board the plane first. The ticket agent was like all of you have Crohn’s? My smart ass response was, “1.6 million Americans.”

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    Pre Boarding Fun with my fellow Crohnies! 
  • I have been on flights where they restrict access to the business/first class cabin bathrooms with a mesh curtain. I remember needing the bathroom and there was a line for us poor folk in the back of the plane. I couldn’t wait, because you know, Crohn’s, so I just walked through the mesh curtains and went straight to the front. The women sitting next to me was impressed and she and a few others followed my lead. I have Crohn’s, you think a mesh curtain is going to stop me from using the bathroom??
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Preflight selfie!

Road Trips

  • Long car rides can be tricky, watch out for stretches of roads with no stops. Anyone in Florida who has driven over Alligator Alley knows this. There is always a warning sign “No Bathroom For 50 miles.” This trip used to give me so much anxiety. They’ve added a few bathrooms along the way, but there’s still a pretty big stretch of “clench and hold it.”                                                                            2000s little miss sunshine
  • Map out your drive and plan for plenty of stops. Gas stations might not always be pleasant, but neither is crapping your pants in the car.
  • Be very cautious of what you eat, a road trip is not the time to be adventurous. Stick with what you know is safe.

Cruise Tips

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  • There are bathrooms all over a cruise ship and you can relax.
  • I’ve been on a few cruises and never found the food to be too exotic. You should always have some snacks with you just in case you find the food doesn’t sit well with you.
  • Don’t worry if you get sick. I had a kidney stone on a cruise back on New Years Day 2015. I went to the infirmary and the doctor was super helpful. Thankfully my stone passed that day and I was able to enjoy the rest of my vacation.
  • If you have an ostomy it’s great to wander the ship without having to bring a purse around with extra supplies. If anything happens you can always run back to your cabin for a bag change.
  • Typically, the bathrooms are small, almost like airplane bathrooms.
  • If you get off the ship at all, make sure you bring your emergency bag (ostomy supplies, wet naps, snacks, water). Treat it like any other new city.
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General Tips

  • You should bring snacks that you are know are safe in case you have any issues with food.
  • When walking around new cities and you aren’t sure where bathrooms are, I recommend just walking into a restaurant. Don’t ask, just walk in like you belong and go towards the back and you’ll find the bathroom or someone to guide you in the right direction. Anyone who tells me this is rude clearly doesn’t have IBD.
  • Hotel lobbies are always a great place to find bathrooms, the nicer the hotel, the nicer the bathroom.
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  • Plastic bags are great to stick in your suitcase for dirty clothes. Bonus if your hotel has a laundry room just in case you run out of clean clothes. I’ve bought new clothes on trips because I got sick. I had a whole Universal Studios velour hoodie and sweat pants because of one really bad weekend. I couldn’t get the pants without the matching hoodie, let’s be serious here.
  • If you are with a few people and you don’t feel great, don’t worry about hanging back at the hotel. A few hours rest might save the rest of your trip.
  • Plan for the worst and hope for the best. Try not to let your anxiety get the best of you. Enjoy your trip as much as you can. Take plenty of pictures and post online so you can brag, I mean share, with your friends and family.

If you have any questions, I’m happy to answer. Shoot me an email, contact info at top of page. You can also check out this post from Health Line for more tips about traveling with IBD.                                     Image may contain: 1 person, standing, sky, tree, bridge, plant, outdoor and nature

Don’t let Crohn’s stop you from seeing the world!

 

It’s that time of year, and you know what they say, “Giving is better than receiving.” If you have an IBDer in your life and would like to get them special, then this is the gift guide for you. I came up with a gift guide similar to this before on my old blog, may she RIP and since I can’t link it, I guess I’ll take the time to write a new one.

  • Scented Candles – Do you know how much time we spend in the bathroom? A lot. We worry about stinking up the joint, and scented candles really help. Yankee Candle is my favorite, I love walking in that store. These candles LAST. Image result for yankee candle
  • Porcelin Company Bathroom Odor Eliminator – This product is freaking awesome. You basically spray into the toilet before you go and it covers up any odors and I’ve tested it (many times) and it truly works. They have great travel size bottles than you can fit in your pocket and bring anywhere. Also, this is a family owned and operated small business, so this is a great opportunity to support a small business. Currently they are offering free USPS shipping on orders of $25 or more. Buy 2 Gift Bottles and get one free ($19.99 value) with coupon code Thanks14. Simpatico Gift Bottle
  • Nightlights – Many times we have to get up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom, turning on bright lights at 3 a.m. can be jarring, a night light in the bathroom can help.                                                          Forever-Glo® LED Nite Lite™ (Set of 3)
  • If budget is no concern, I highly recommend an iPad. I can’t live without mine, it’s a true lifesaver when I’m in the hospital. I play games or just stream movies and TV shows. If you are stuck with a room mate it’s great because you plug in your headphones and not have to listen to them. ipad
  • U-No-Poo – This is an exclusive item sold at Weezleys’ Wizard Wheezes in Diagon Alley. If you are not in close proximity, you can always purchase this online. Yes, this is a gag gift for the Harry Potter fan in your life who is able to laugh at their situation. It’s basically a jar of green M&Ms. harry-potter
  • For the ostomate in your life, you can’t go wrong with ostomy wraps. Like underwear, this is an item you can never have too much of. Awestomy and Ostomysecret have a great selection available.

    Pictured is the Classic Wrap from Ostomysecret
  • The Great Bowel Movement Apparel – I love the awareness apparel that The Great Bowel Movement sells. I own the “Ask Me About My Crohn’s Disease” hoodie and t-shirt.
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    Sporting my hoodie on a cold day in 2014 at Magic Kingdom

     

  • Girls with Guts is another great non-profit organization run by women with IBD. I have a few items that I have purchased from them, the Semi Colon shirt is my favorite. Side note regarding these apparel items that draw attention to IBD: These are not for everyone, some people are more private when it comes to their battle with IBD. These are great items for those that are very vocal about raising awareness.
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    Again, this was taken at Disney World but in 2015.

     

  • CS Ostomy Pouch Covers– These are adorable and a really cool and easy way to have fun with your ostomy. They have tons of cool prints, inlcuding special holiday ones. Check them out. Also – check out my post, Giving Thanks for My Ostomy that CS Ostomy Pouch Covers shared on their blog.ostomy-pouch
  • A donation made in someone’s name to one of the following non-profits that are raising money to find a cure for Crohn’s Disease and Ulcerative Colitis:

Crohn’s and Colitis Foundation of America

Crohn’s and Colitis United Kingdom (for my friends across the pond)

The Great Bowel Movement (Their site is under construction, I’m directing you to their Facebook page)

Girls with Guts

I have not been compensated for this post, there are no affiliating links. Recommendations are based solely on my own opinions. 

P.S. – Anyone think it’s obnoxious that I wrote “Semi Colon Girl’s Holiday Gift Guide”? I was playing around with a few things.

 

So you’ve avoided solid foods and cleansed your bowels and you’re ready for your close-up. The worst of it is over, now you get drugged.

Every doctor prescribes a different prep, so pay attention to the directions you were given. Typically, it’s no food or drink after midnight. When you wake up, you’ll probably be thirsty. Certain medications can be taken with the tiniest sip of water, always check with your doctor beforehand.

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Make sure you have someone with you, you will be groggy after the procedure and need someone to drive you home. Most hospitals/offices will not let you Uber your way home. Tell your companion to bring a book or an iPad, not much for them to do but wait.

Let me take you through my typical colonoscopy day. I first arrive at registration at a very early hour (usually one hour prior to your scheduled time). I always ask for the first procedure. The registration team knows me and always greets me with a big smile and hug. They know I know the drill and where to go.

Once I am registered I proceed to the GI lab and check-in. A nurse calls me in, and since I know all the nurses I once again am greeted with a big smile and hug. As a woman of child bearing age I must always present a urine sample for a pregnancy test and then they will always ask me the date of my last period. I have period tracker app that helps me with this information, cause honestly who remembers this? FYI- Ladies if you don’t use a period tracker app you should, lots of free options available.

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You will have to change into a hospital gown and take everything off, including underwear. The gowns aren’t great and if not tied properly can be revealing. Don’t worry, once you are on the stretcher the nurses will cover you up in blankets, especially if it’s cold. I always get heated blankets.

My GI Lab uses an Anesthesia service for the procedure. A CRNA will then evaluate me and ask me a bunch of questions again and try to start a line. I say try because I’m a terrible stick and have, as my surgeon put it, shitty veins. They usually start you on IV fluids, which is great because you might be a little dehydrated from that awful prep. Do you know that some crazy people actually use that prep to quickly loose a few pounds??? That’s insane and not to mention dangerous. Sorry for the rant/tangent.

Once an IV is started and you’ve signed all the consent forms you just wait your turn. It’s always a good sign when you see your doctor, means he/she is ready for you. I get wheeled into the procedure room, saying bye to all my nurses on the way, and if I’m with someone who doesn’t know me, they always mention, “Wow, you really do come here a lot.” Seriously, last year I was invited to their holiday pot-luck.

I know it’s go time once I’m in the procedure room. There’s always a nurse, doctor and someone from the anesthesia team there. They do a “time-out” before any drug is administered. Everyone stops what they are doing and we all confirm the procedure, doctor, my name and date of birth. Don’t want to drug the wrong patient. You will be asked to turn on your left side and bend your knees. This is different if you have an ostomy and I’ll go into that in another post. Your vitals will be monitored during the procedure and you’ll be given oxygen via a nasal cannula.

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It takes just a few seconds, but once they push the drugs your out. It’s a nice nap and soon you’ll be waking up in recovery. I’m usually a little grouchy when I wake up. It’s odd, waking up with all these wires and the urge to go the bathroom, I’m always annoyed. The nurses usually won’t let you get up right away because of the sedation, they will ask you to sit up first. Because of the air introduced into your colon during the procedure you might be a little uncomfortable and feel the urge to pass gas. GI nurses are aware and have seen it all, so don’t be embarrassed.

My mother was trying to fix my hair and I had zero fucks to give

After you’ve gotten up, gone to the bathroom and had some juice and a graham cracker the nurse will prepare you for discharge. If your vitals are normal and there are no complications they will let you go home. Recovery usually takes about an hour, don’t rush it. If you are anxious to go home, sit up so they can see that you are feeling fine and ready.

When you get home you’re going to be gassy. Sometimes laying on your side helps, but go nuts. Also, you get to eat whatever you want now and no more prep. Relax and sleep it off the rest of the day. Congratulations, you’ve survived a colonoscopy.

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I honestly can’t tell you how many colonoscopies I’ve had. I was 9 years old the first time, and even though I’ve had countless colonoscopies over the last 21 years, it doesn’t get easier. It’s one of those things that you need to suck up and do.

The worst thing about a colonoscopy is the prep. I’ve done them all, and they all pretty much suck. You can’t eat the day before and you will truly get to experience what “hangry” feels like. You could lose friends over this, I know I’ve lashed out on several hangry occasions. Prepare your loved ones for some irrational behavior. Can we add hangry to the dictionary please?

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  • MoviPrep/Golytely – This is the galloon jug of pure evil. This is the worst thing ever. This is what they gave to prisoners in Guantanamo Bay to get them to talk. No joke. It’s barely tolerable and it’s difficult to drink, but it’s one of the stronger preps. For those with fully functioning digestive systems, it’s the preferred prep, because it gets the job done. I’ve heard of some people mixing crystal light in the prep to help with the taste, some say to chill it to make it better. I say chug like a frat boy and get it over with. After a few glasses you will start to feel cramping and spend the rest of the evening running to the bathroom. dog bathroom toilet paper
  • Osmoprep (The Pills) – I once asked to prep with the pills. I thought it would be cake walk. When you have a chronic illness you could care less about a couple of pills. Well, the Osmoprep is not just a couple of pills. It’s THIRTY-TWO GIANT PILLS!! You take 4 pills every 15 minutes for the first hour, then you take the remaining a few hours later. Those pills taste disgusting and after awhile your gag reflex kicks in and you can barely swallow water. I hated it and would never do it again.
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  • Magnesium Citrate – You can purchase this one over the counter at any drug store, they come in glass bottles and are about 10 ounces. Most doctors will ask you to drink two bottles. The taste is awful, but the good news is that it’s only about two glasses. It’s also a pretty strong laxative and still gets the job done. The grape flavor has been my preferred choice. I typically stare at the glass for an hour talking myself into it. South Park boys jimmy valmer bathroom enter
  • Miralax – This is the easiest prep, but not always the most effective. For my half-colon  and constant hyper-speed peristalsis it works fine. For you normal people it may not be the best. Miralax is another OTC product and it’s a tasteless powder that you mix in any beverage. I usually drink it with ginger ale. You have to drink several glasses until the mixture is gone. It will get things moving and is pretty tolerable. I’ve even done this prep before surgery. maya rudolph

Stay near the bathroom, have plenty of toilet paper and wet wipes handy.You need to drink plenty of water, if not water Gatorade. You will be going to the bathroom and could easily become dehydrated. I always take a shower towards the end of the night to try and make myself feel better. Heating pads also help.

Next up: Scoping Time!